Kavi Lal

So this homsexual Hispanic man approaches me just as I pull up to my house on my bike. He’s like is, “Kavikant Lal here?”

-“Thats me”

“Hi, I am from BLAH BLAH BLAH”

Then he goes on to try to convert me to become a democrat, by using statistics he pulls out of his ass.

“Did you know that most 18-25 year olds are Democrats?”

Blah blah.

I’m like whatever if I’m going to change my party affiliation, I will do it after I do research on the canidates”.

Then he pulls out with this, “You know most people tend to be Democrats because they are uneducated?”

OH HELL NAW MOTHAFUCKA, YOU CALLIN ME UNEDCUMACTADED?

Are you trying to get me to change Political Parties by calling me a dumbass?

Side Note: I used to be like this guy, not the gay Hispanic part, but the “trying to convert people” part, but instead with religion. Then I learned, that most people do not take kindly to having “THE TRUTH” Atheist shit stuffed down their throat, plus I just didn’t give a fuck anymore. Statistically speaking you will live a happier life with Jesus, than I ever will without him. And then I realized that why the fuck should I come around and say all these things about something that makes them happy? So I dropped that whole “Religion War thing”.

Okay now going back to the gay Hispanic man, well that was the end of the story, but then I had to leave to the bank (Inside Safeway). (Side note: I hate black people.) I am strolling along minding my own business. THEN I hear a voice from a dark colored Escalade SUV, “Aye let me get a dolla!” (It wasn’t a question so it deserves an exclamation mark cos of the way she said it). I’m like “FUCK NAW NIGGER I DO NOT “GOT A DOLLA”, YOU ARE IN A MOTHERFUCKING 40,000 DOLLAR SUV BEGGING PEOPLE FOR MONEY AS THEY WALK INTO A GROCERY STORE”…is what I wanted to say, but I kindly said “I’m sorry I don’t.”

I do my bankly business and walk out. That same black bitch walks out of her 40,000 SUV and says to me “You got my dolla!”

WHY THE FUCK IS IT MY RESPONSIBILITY THAT YOU HAVE NO MONEY?! WHY DO YOU EVEN COME TO A GROCERY STORE, SIT IN THEIR PARKING LOT, AND BEG FOR MONEY FROM STRANGERS? Why is it okay for strangers to ask other strangers for money? And not ask for the money, but DEMAND it. 

…And that, you homosexual Hispanic, is the reason I am a Republican.

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/ghosthunting/hauntedcities/SacramentoCalifornia.php

When I found out about this guy: Richard Trenton Chase 

“(May 23, 1950 – December 26, 1980) was an American serial killer who killed six people in the span of a month in Sacramento, California. He was nicknamed “The Vampire of Sacramento” because he drank his victims’ blood and cannibalized their remains. He did this as part of a delusion that he needed to prevent Nazis from turning his blood into powder via poison they had planted beneath his soap dish.

After leaving his mother’s house (believing she was attempting to poison him), Chase rented an apartment with friends. Chase’s roommates complained that he was constantly intoxicated on alcohol, marijuana, and acid. Chase would also walk around the apartment nude, even in front of company. Chase’s roommates demanded that he move out. When he refused, the roommates moved out instead.

Once alone in the apartment, Chase began to capture, kill, and disembowel various animals, which he would then devour raw, sometimes mixing the raw organs with Coca-Cola in a blender and drinking the concoction like a milkshake. Chase reasoned that by ingesting the creatures he was preventing his heart from shrinking.

Murders

On December 29, 1977, Chase killed his first known victim in a drive-by shooting. The victim, Ambrose Griffin, was a 51-year-old engineer and father of two.^[5] After the shooting, one of Griffin’s sons reported seeing a neighbor walking around their East Sacramento neighborhood with a .22 calibre rifle. The neighbor’s rifle was seized, but ballistics tests determined that it was not the murder weapon.

On January 11, 1978, Chase asked his neighbor for a cigarette and then forcibly restrained her until she gave him every cigarette in the house.

Two weeks later, he attempted to enter the home of another woman but, finding that her doors were locked, walked away; Chase later told detectives that he took locked doors as a sign that he was not welcome, but that unlocked doors were an invitation to come inside. He was later chased off by a returning couple as he pilfered belongings from their home and urinated and defecated on their beds and clothing.

Teresa Wallin was Chase’s next victim on January 21. Three months pregnant, Wallin was surprised at her home by Chase, who shot her three times, killing her. He then had sex with the corpse, mutilated it, and bathed in the dead woman’s blood.

Two days after killing Wallin, Chase purchased two puppies from a neighbor. He killed them and drank their blood.

On January 27, Chase committed his final murders. Entering the home of 38-year-old Evelyn Miroth, he encountered her friend, Danny Meredith, whom he shot with his .22 handgun. Stealing Meredith’s wallet and car keys, he rampaged through the house, fatally shooting Miroth, her six-year-old son Jason, and her 22-month-old nephew, David. As with Wallin, Chase engaged in necrophilia and cannibalism with Miroth’s corpse.

A six-year-old girl with whom Jason Miroth had a playdate knocked on the door, startling Chase, who fled the scene in Meredith’s car, taking David’s body with him. The girl alerted a neighbor, who alerted police. Upon entering the home, police discovered that Chase had left perfect handprints and shoe imprints in Miroth’s blood.

Chase returned to his apartment on Watt Ave., where he drank David’s blood and ate several of the child’s internal organs (including the child’s brain) before disposing of the body at a nearby church.”

Wikipedia.

Swear to motherfucking Buddha. Around 2:40 AM (Sunday Morning) i saw a motherfucking coyote cross the road while i was dropping my friend Robin home. A MOTHERFUCKING COYOTE!!!! It was right behind my motherfucken house too! East Stockton Blvd and Sheldon Rd. A MOTHERFUCKING COYOTE!!!! And about 100-200 meters away was a dead raccoon. Elk Grove has some crazy ass shit.