shit I used to write on my myspace blog.
Love at First Sight (short story) My name is Dilark Marzipan I am forty five years old, but my mother says I don’t look a day over ten. My mother, Jamus Marzipan, and I both live in a space trailer just north of Hallamus County on the moon. We made the big move from Mars when I was fifteen years old. Our trailer is shaped like a circle, its five hundred feet in circumference so it’s...
Add me on my[_____]. Lets bring this thing back.... →
Another sad story about a girl and I.
We’ll just call this girl Lana (because she kinda looks like Lana Lang from Smallville (is she even on Smallville? Is Smallville even now?)). I instantly crushed on Lana when I first met her in 4th grade. The crush lasted till the 6th grade. Imagine me in grade school, I was this skinny little introvert with a severe stuttering problem (the stuttering stopped after intense speech therapy,...
I think it's time to flee the country.
Wikileak’s “Cablegate” & The Korean War Pt.2. & War Conflict in the Middle East This just sounds like the beginning of WW3. Start of a Conspiracy Theory: US Government staged the “alleged” Portland terrorist threat to take the attention off Wikileaks. Man this post makes me sound crazy. But just to throw out more crazy ideas into the air. ...
An epic event of epic proportions. Stay tuned. *Subject to change.
Accidentally dropped my iPhone and shattered the...
Now whenever I “slide to unlock”, I get cut by tiny shards of glass. iHurt.
A Mystery: Why Can’t We Walk Straight?
Brandon Flowers - Swallow It With lyrics like...
iamdonald: Rob Roy - “Carmencita” This video’s a trip. http://soundcloud.com/iamrobroy
thedailywhat: End Of An Era of the Day: MySpace announced today that it will henceforth be allowing users to access accounts with their Facebook IDs in lieu of having to create MySpace accounts from scratch. In addition, Facebook “like” buttons will be added to MySpace content. The move, which some are calling a “full surrender,” is, at the very least, a concession. One Mashable commenter’s...
On Dish Network, there exists a Barbie Channel, consisting of only Barbie related content. WTF.
Just got my Decemeber issue of Maxim in the mail.
Guess who’s on the cover? Cobie Smulders! (Robin Scherbatsky from How I Met Your Mother) She’s looks like regular person, which in turn increases her hotness. If you’re a HIMYM fan: I predict Robin and Barney getting married at the end of this season and Ted is the best man for Barney. Which would all tie back to this season’s opener in which Ted said that he met his...
Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard
Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal LAWRENCEBURG, Ky. — A central Kentucky man said he’s waiting for justice to be served after two men shaved his beard, then made him eat it. Harvey Westmoreland and his brother got into a fight with James Hill and Troy Holt in May.The dispute was over a tractor Westmoreland was trying to sell to one of the men.Westmoreland said the men felt...
Yellow Submarine remake (2012)! →
6 hours sleep. Gave blood on an empty stomach. Quit smoking, cold turkey. I have no energy in me whatsoever.
iamdonald: Surprise. Slim’s - San Francisco, CA - Dec 11th El Rey Theatre - Los Angeles, CA - Dec 12th AW SHIT. Definitely going to this. Need tix asap.
tastygames: Rubber - Yuck (Mogwai remix) -...
Childish Gambino - Got This Money (Remix) Simple remix, but it adds a lot.
American version of Top Gear. Oh god. This is going to be horrible. I think I’ll stay loyal to the original UK version.